[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls our climates.

3. The earth is a rock.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[Smokin' Joe]

How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

Levy an export fee on shade.

Repeal the Law of Gravity.

Flunkies with parasols.

Pass the Work At Night Act (WANA).

Require sunblock for everything.

And finally, the old standby, Smoke and Mirrors.

Anything is possible with enough hubris, just ask 'em!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

Prayer?

[xzins]

ObaMessiah is the sun

and

Mooch is the Moon