Shave the SOB first.
One chop low would do it.
..and in the process give him “Colombian” tie...
“Shave the SOB first.”
Burn the beard off. Then slather him in bacon grease, then light him on fire.
Then put it on Al Jazeera.
Put this caption on it:
“All your martyrdom belongs to us. No virgins for porkers.”
Stuff the ashes in a pigskin bag, and air mail it to Mecca.
Just duct tape it to an ICBM.