Just go in there and take pictures of the ceiling and sky.
frame every picture to cut out one or the other “spouse”
or not show the heads.
i would photoshop every shop with the grooms in black face... and say they were mocking civil rights.
or place nazi arm bands on all the guests
or photoshop the judges face on all the weird guests.
so many options, but this is government sanctioned slavery.
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