One thing we have to credit the Egyptians... they can turn out a crowd!
You’d go to every gathering to if your daily schedule (like 80% of the Egyptian populace) was:
Wake up off ground sheet or rubble,
Wash face & hands in putrid water.
Sit on rubble floor, have a stale pita bread with cold “ful” beans and hummus.
Go out to outhouse, relieve self.
Go to fields, stack mudpies for 16 hours.
Water the goat.
Eat stale pita bread with ful and hummus.
Pick up kids from Islamic madras school in donkey cart.
Watch reruns of “Rawhide” or worse, Egyptian drama about Jews using Islamic kid’s blood for Passover.
Beat kids with stick to sleep.
Rape neighbor’s 12 year old girl.
Slap wife to go to sleep.
Read a portion of the Koran about Jihad before nighty-night.