Fiends on the floor, scratchin’ again
Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin’ them
D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mill’ for bail ‘cause I’m African
All because this fool was harassin’ them
Tryin’ to play the boy like he’s saccharin’
But ain’t nuttin’ sweet ‘bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems B and a bitch ain’t one, hit me
Read more: Jay-Z - 99 Problems Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Too bad Jay-Z had to STEAL that last line from another group. Of course, we are talking about a musical/media/venue where no one is even trying to be original, and none of them have any ability to do anything but ‘sing’ in monotone.