"But Barack, what do I say? I can't blame another video this time!"
"How the hell should I know, Susie? You know that if it's not on the 'prompter, I'm not allowed to say it. Let's get Valerie on the horn, she'll tell us what to do."
From the other thread...
Pro-Mursi protesters are marching towards the Constitutional Court building in Cairo, Egypt from six locations in defiance of warnings from the authorities, reports Al Jazeera. by Margarita Noriega (Reuters) 11:40 AM
ROTFLOL-—nails it....what really happened.