Meh, Tabasco sauce does the job just as well. Beautiful cake. 100 percent inedible.
Charge them double or triple and make sure it looks like a penis
“Tabasco sauce does the job just as well. Beautiful cake. 100 percent inedible.”
No, that’d get you sued. Go Alfred Hitchcock on them. Just smile creepily, and tell them “here’s the cake I baked because you threatened me that I had better”.
Let their own mind do all the work. They’ll make themselves ill thinking of what you must have done. Head games is where its at.
Trip and stumble as you are carrying it out,,and the only ready replacements on the shelf all have Christian themes. Etc etc...