*snicker* Thanks for the laugh. I think you might be surprised at how much they love even a slice of prepackaged sliced fish that smells clearly a few days beyond the expiration date. Happened here not too long ago when I was going to throw out the incredibly smelly package and happened to notice the cat staring intently at the it then deliberately enguaging in an obvious and huge lick across the lips as I did so.
I catch fish all the time, trout, and she won’t touch them no matter how long they are around. She did go through a phase where she went kinda apesh** for used Old Spice underarm deodorant. I still have scars...