"Pearl Harbor sucked, but not as bad Ben Affleck's acting..."
The Republican Motto: "Sure, we suck, but not as bad as Ben Affleck. . . "
And, of course, his inevitable running mate:
Maaaaaaaatt Damon !!!
That’s one way to get him out of the house ...
This is not new. He’s talked about it for years.
He probably would win too. The college crowd and sheep would think it was so cool to support a handsome actor.