Posted on 08/14/2013 11:15:38 AM PDT by TexasCajun
When Johnny Gooden Jr. recently went to a Chase bank in Bryan, Texas, he had a story for the teller that was so unbelievable and so outlandish that it inevitably ended up landing him behind bars. Claiming that he is first lady Michelle Obama’s newly-adopted son, Gooden, 29, purportedly requested access to her bank account.
Johnny Gooden Jr. Claims to Be Michelle Obamas Adopted Son, Gets Arrested After Trying to Withdraw Money From Her Bank Account Johnny Gooden Jr. allegedly tried to access Michelle Obama’s bank account (Photo Credit: Brazos County Judicial Records) But there were two main problems with his story: He’s not Obama’s son — and the first lady apparently doesn’t have an account at Chase.
In a probable cause statement, the Houston Chronicle reports that the man “remained at the bank even though the bank advised him that there was no such account.” The teller, clearly sensing that something wasn’t quite right, alerted the authorities that Gooden was asking to access Obama’s account.
But the story gets even odder.
(Excerpt) Read more at theblaze.com ...
Yes, I do see a resemblance.
Adopted, eh?
Well I do suppose she would have had no problem with a steady string of abortions until the timing of the political optics were right for a child.
He doesn’t look anything like Travon.
Similar jaw line. If he’s ashamed of America he just may be Michelle’s son.
Why you crackas always gotta be blaming us for stuff we didn’t even do! You was sittin outside of da bank jus waitin fo me to come out...
Sheesh another Amish at it again...
Good one.
he certainly does look VACANT enough to be an offspring of princess mocch
LOLOLOL
That is some very funny photoshoppin there...where do you even find face pics that ugly online?...lol
How much is it gonna cost us for them to air-lift HIM to Martha’s Vineyard to join the fam?
Johnny Gooden - great rock and roll name. Can I have it?
I’m cube-bound, so I can’t set this up, but we need a side-by-side of Mooch and her “boy”...
Yes, but that would require there to be some man on the planet willing to have intercourse with her more than two times.
Hmmm....He doesn’t look half wookie.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.