A two-front war. England doesn’t have a chance.
Only thing Spain is noted for is Bulls and Queen Isabella.
Against the failed states of Spain and Argentina?! The UK may be on the down slide, but that would not even be a close fight. More of a turkey shoot...
Argentina can’t bring it. Spain can’t afford the munitions. Game over.
Spain, well yeah, Spain will kick the Brits like they did the Muslim bombers. Wait, that's not right is it. After the train bombings in Spain they essentially surrendered to a bunch of ugly fat uulating women dressed in dirty tarpaulins.
Okay, but they were tough in their last war...no wait, they were killing themselves in that civil war thingie. Okay. But before that it was...it was...forget it.
The Brits will kick Spain's ass on the way to the Falklands, installing either the Gibraltan Apes or Manchester football hooligans as a care taker government, depending on which group has better table manners. That's a pick'em.