Put pictures of happy male and female couples all over the walls and a picture of Jesus behind the stage and a big ten commandments by the door.
Then see if they still want to hold it there, just double the price since there are two of a kind.
And a big picture of S&G being destroyed.
Good idea about charging more. Tell them part of the price is for a large donation going to a Bible school because that’s just ‘who they are’.
Actually, I think you're on to something! Just change your price structure to be "We charge by the groom". All marriages are welcome, we just charge by the number of grooms in the ceremony.
Oh, and no, you cannot remove or cover the large pictures of Jesus and Ronald Reagan we have on the wall behind the altar.....
Do the Westboro Pretend Baptists ever protest fag “weddings” - or would the mutual evil cancel each other out? LOL