[steve86]

They spend most of their waking day with FB plugged into their spinal column controlling their every move, “I’m going to make #2 now, tell you when I get back.”

That sounds more like Twitter.

[eartick]

Pretty sure it is FB and not Tweeeeter.

It is where you have friends and then you get mad at them and they are not your friends but they are someone elses friend that you are friends with