Bed bugs! The invasion within an invasion.
United Nations bugged - with bedbugs
You can now add the United Nations to the list of stores, theaters and landmarks as locations where bedbugs have been detected in New York City.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10/26/united-nations-bugged-with-bedbugs/
maybe Bloomturd can ban places with more than 16 oz of blood sucking parasites.