[rightwingintelligentsia]

A conference call?

That made me chuckle, too. I can just hear it:

"OK, Abdul, can you give a brief summary of what this call is about today?"

"Mohammed, can you please mute your phone? We can hear those camels bleating in the background. Thank you."

"Does anyone have any questions? Anyone? Hussein, you had problems grasping the last sinister plot. Are you sure you understand this one?"

[hal ogen]

It is difficult to believe that anything the government says isn’t obfuscating BS? Terrorists’ conference call???? Right.

[skeeter]

Maybe AQ knows how to run a PPT presentation from their laptop, ‘cause no one I ever worked for could manage it.

[pepsionice]

After a while, the ‘team’ would admit to the CEO that they aren’t team-orientated, and they need an off-site to do team exercises, and get themselves back into the grove.

Then Warren would comment about the ethnic nature of the team, and there just enough Asians. The HR Mullah would look around and eventually agree. So a Asian recruitment officer would be appointed and given high priority to bring Asians onboard.

Later, Mullah Danny would comment about his promised status promotion, and the lack of new interns under his view.

Finally, someone would comment that the ISO 9000 rating was in jeopardy unless they spent $2 million on a audit and a review. Everyone would be scared about the lack of labels on drawers, and the general disrepair of the coffee machine....all of which could hurt their ratings attempt.