An 18-year-old Islamo, named Ishfal blew himself up launching a hell fire missile and then appeared before Allah.
He said, Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since Im only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, can I have 72 prostitutes?
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, Actually, Ishfal, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So youre here to service them. Since theyre virgins, theyre quite sexually hungry; and frankly, youll be on a constant and very exhausting duty.
The bomber responded, Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?
Allah replied quizzing, Who told you they were women?
Who told you they were women?
Outstanding, sir...just outstanding!