After I got done chuckling....I said, "Hmmmm. This is an idea that might work."
Never Happen, though. Folks in charge of JCP are likely scared stiff that someone at their Thursday-after-work-wine-and-cheese parties might call them a bigot.
Oh, I know there’s no chance anyone in the moral vacuum of Corporate America is going to defy the conventional tide and oppose homosexuality. The cowards at the helm are more terrified of the “adverse publicity” they’d get from rejecting queers than they are with the increased sales they’d see. It’s more important for them to get invited to the right chablis-and-brie parties than to keep the company solvent.
And the stockholders bleat along like sheep going to slaughter.
But it might make for an interesting floor fight at the next annual meeting ...