[Yo-Yo]

How do you become a millionaire? Start with a billion dollars and buy the Boston Globe.

[Calvin Locke]

I read that joke in the Boston Globe twenty years ago. A variation, anyway.

They had a feature of Twenty Questions for whatever celeb was in town, and Richard Branson was asked that same question. "Easy, start with a billion, and buy an airline."

(I was in b-school, and one case was on airlines that week...)