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Dunno. How do I get a count?

[Old Sarge]

Just start listing the terrible things about yourself:

White;
Heterosexual;
Male;
Veteran;
Over 50;
Guns (we don’t talk about that);
Married;
“Are you now, or have you ever been, a Republican?”;
Freeper;
Written my Congresscritter;
Breathing;