Or he could become the next The Bachelor. Set in various exotic scenes in Russia (including Siberia and Chernobyl), 25 comely beauties demonstrating the height/eye and hair color/ and ethnic “diversity” set their minds on capturing the young American’s heart . . .thus ensuring his lifetime residency there.
Oh and a couple of imports from the old USSR satellites for more geographically diversity
I like the Bachelor idea a lot. Or some variation on The Amazing Race— if only there were more whistleblowers to make up teams.