Satire?
Unfortunately this is not satire. Obama is the smartest man in all 58 states. He is surrounded by people just as smart. His Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack claimed, “when you talk about the SNAP program or the food stamp program, you have to recognize that it’s also an economic stimulus. Every dollar of SNAP benefits generates $1.84 in the economy in terms of economic activity.” Nancy Pelosi asserted that unemployment benefits generate jobs more quickly than almost any other program, because they “inject demand into the economy.” Why has it not occurred to them to put us all on food stamps and give us government jobs? By this theory the economy would skyrocket. Don’t worry about the private sector paying for this. Just write rubber checks. There is plenty of money in “Obama’s Stash.” Pick up yo Obama phone and call yo representative.