OK, let's have EVERYBODY work for the government. Bob can push papers from Pile A to Pile B. Ravi can push the same papers from Pile B to Pile C. Latifah can move them to Pile D. Bon'Quisha can pick a paper from Pile D and print something on it (no cursive) and put it in Pile D. Then, finally, Toprameneesha can put the same paper back in Pile A for Bob to work on.
Et Voila! Zero unemployment and tax payments to the federal treasury too big to calculate. The deficit disappears and we all live happily ever after.
