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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along on a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to trek up to the farmhouse to explain to the owners what had happened, while she stayed in the car, wanting to avoid trouble at all costs! About an hour later, her driver staggered back to the car, with his clothes in complete disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of very expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared in lipstick!

"What the hell happened to you?" demanded Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful two daughters made wild, passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" Hillary asked?

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said to them, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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LOL. Reminds of this joke but with Nancy Pelosi:

This guy dies and goes to hell and he finds himself sitting in a giant arena with Satan giving a sermon in the center. The usher tells him “We sit everyone on how evil they were in life. The least evil sit way in the back while the most evil sit in the front seats so as to be nearer to Satan. Since you were one of the least evil you sit way in the back.”

So the guy goes, OK fine. Who are the group of people sitting in front of me? And the usher says “oh those are the people who helped Stalin get to power. In front of them are the ones who helped Hitler and in front of them are the ones who helped Mao.” So the guy goes “There is still a row in front of them, at the very front, who are they? And the usher says “Oh those are all the people who kept reelecting Nancy Pelosi.”