[NotYourAverageDhimmi]

She’s not horrible in comparison to the average American chick, but in comparison to the average twenty-three year old she’s no bueno. At twenty-three a chick should have a hard body. The only thing hard here was Weiner while he was texting her.

[Revolting cat!]

The only thing hard here was Weiner while he was texting her.

Grammar police. Correction: "Weiner while IT was texting her."

IT