Or you could man-up and take one of your own guns, put it to the heads of your neighbor until they pay for your kids’ playtime. Do it yourself...don’t send the government to take it for you.
I’ll be back in an hour. I have to go mow my lawn since your lazy little brats won’t do me a solid and mow it for me for all the money that’s taken from me to fund their playtime.
As I’m a woman, 34 weeks pregnant at that, it would be rather impossible for me to “man-up.” If you have a stroke or heart attack while mowing, make sure you somehow indicate that no tax-payer funded R&D techniques or meds are to be administered to you! Also, make sure you deny EMS/fire transportation as those EMTs, medics, and firefighters are paid by somebody else’s tax dollars. In fact, don’t go to the hospital at all because you would have to use roads, which I and many others have paid for. We don’t want you using them.
Don’t use water and sewer services and also trash. Don’t use roads either, definately paid for by taxpayers.
IOW you are an idiot.