“so I financed my state university education by myself through a very small scholarship, part-time jobs,”
did every part time job imaginable from telemarketing a scam lottery, test subject, dj for a strip club and driver for an escort service. I calculated how much i was going to owe after grad and it wasn’t acceptable, hence the jobs. You can’t beat real world experience working for a madam, in relation to my Buss Mgmt major.
In other words, you've already served in congress?