[kingattax]

“A moose once bit my sister”.

[1rudeboy]

50 + 4950 = threatened

[Iron Munro]

state biologists fear that climate change - is threatening the herd

Fear?

That's kin to "may", "might", "could", "possible"......

Come back when you actually KNOW something.

[Gay State Conservative]

..said Kristine Rines-Wanker, moose project leader for the state Fish and Game Department.

Wanker? Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[Izzy Dunne]

stop it, Rines-Wanker said.

You're putting me on, right?

Is this April fool's?

Where's the hidden camera?

[Young Werther]

There is an economic benefit to the increases in Moose Herds! Global Warming climatologist should be directed to go into the woods and collect Moose Turds. This web site will provide the economic foundation for great economic growth.. to wit MOOSE JEWELRY!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80624114/

WE COULD HANG THESE GEM AROUND OUR GIRLFRIENDS NECK AND VOILA!

[mountainlion]

I got lots of turkeys and no ticks. Turkeys eat ticks so ticks are good.

[Izzy Dunne]

a four-year, $695,000 study of the state’s moose population.

Your tax dollars at work.

[vetvetdoug]

A hundred times increase in population and the herd is “threatened”? Eco terrorists are not good at math are they? Maybe the ticks have increased because their food source has exponentially increased accordingly. A skeptical look at the article has the informed and common sense people shaking their heads at what “academics” feed the gullible.

[Proud2BeRight]

The climate change hoax is threatening to claim climate change scientists. Yes, as the hoax gets exposed, climate change scientists may be turned into unemployed climate scientists.

[vetvetdoug]

OMG!! Winter ticks? As opposed to Summer ticks, nighttime ticks, hot weather ticks? BS.

[nathanbedford]

moose project leader

I was the beaver project leader in my fraternity house but I was never able to get the census up to anything like 4950.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“The Polar Bears is dying!!!”

“No, the Polar Bears are having a population explosion.”

“Uh, what else lives up there?”

“Moose.”

“The Mooses is dying!!!”

I figure next they will be complaining that because of MMGW, the mosquitoes and black flies are endangered.

[Doc Savage]

So moose no longer live in NH. So what. Animal populations change naturally all the time. Take a look at Chicago. Thug animals that prey on innocent victims are dying everyday. Once their extinct we’ll all be better off.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Oh, and to put this in context, here is the magnificent animation from the National Film Board of Canada, “The Black Fly Song.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLBXb1kgMo

[Vaduz]

climate change = Edsel

[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls our climates.

3. The earth is a rock.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[RightGeek]

[hinckley buzzard]

Since there has been no climate change to "tackle' in the last 16 years I'd recommend praying for snow.

[Apparatchik]

What a pile of unscientific, conjecture-loaded rubbish this article is. Its only redeeming quality is that it demonstrates the lengths to which the Left and the Media will go to ram the hoax of MMGW down people’s throats.