“Everyone knows there is no such thing as a conservative liberal”
If you’re a screaming left of lefty then a conservative liberal would be somebody who drank Starbucks, drove a Subaru Outback (with Coexist bumper sticker) but also believed marriage should be between one man and one woman*. (* plus any sexting, or clandestine but heterosexual relationships you can get without suffering a divorce.)
I’ve never driven a Subaru Outback but I suspect I could probably stand to do so. On the other hand I agree with the “Ultimate Jew” on Starbucks coffee.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Mjnzqi5gs