No male I know needs to use bottled fart spray to produce the desired result.
Well, apparently the Bible campers are so saintly that they are fartless!
I bet that went over like a fart in church.
Not only that, it’s a lot more fun to use the natural product, especially if the young Christian gentlemen are performing the classical adolescent young male experiment, as in, “Mr. Case, do farts burn.” Followed by, “I guess so, they’re mostly methane.” Thence followed by many actual experiments, most of which succeeded without anybody’s pants catching fire.
If you think this is a direct, personal experience account of an event that occurred on an Explorer Scout camping trip 56 years ago, you’re right. Some things just manage to be burned into certain sick minds.