This is a DNR patient.
Perhaps some fund-raising genius could get the Communist Party of America, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (their words, not mine), the American Civil Liberties Union, the Sierra Club, the United Auto Workers, The Democratic Party, and such to donate enough money to turn the entire city a National Monument, and name it The Detroit Liberal Policy Wonderland.
Visitors could pay to be driven around in heavily armored vehicles (made in China) while witnessing paid thugs randomly living their lives, demonstrating turf wars, drug deals, gang rapes, serial impregnations and such local color.
Professional homeless could be shipped in on a regular basis to serve as victims of colorful muggings and knock-out games, to demonstrate dumpster diving, free-lance urination and defecation, cardboard shanty construction, abandoned home squatting, etc.
Unemployed union workers could once again become gainful through hourly protests, riots, and property damage. Visitors could - for a price - pose as journalists and practice filming these scenes and writing liberally-slanted propaganda pieces.
The tour vehicles could also drop people off, for a price, to witness a real, live meeting of the city counsel as they craft a back-room pay-to-play deal with local, state and national graft experts (politicians).
Get with it Detroit! Think outside the box. If you’ve created a lemon, sell lemon-scented meth.