[Cowgirl of Justice]

I want to be a mermaid.

Or a can can dancer.

Or...or...or... at least be able to fly.

[tumblindice]

I used to want to be a lion and tiger trainer, but just about any fearless, handsome mananimal can do that .... so, Yo!
I want to be a dinosauer trainer!
Isn’t there some affirmative government program, or sumpin? If there ain’t one, well, that’s really retarted.

[dfwgator]

Or...or...or... at least be able to fly.

"I go flyin' so high.....when I'm stoned."