Anything’s better than working to some people.
I can’t imagine that brilliant woman making nearly $70,000 a year with her crucial position at the city of Miami. I wonder how long she use to make white people wait around for her to hurry up.
Considering the central role played by phone technology in this incident, the Martins will soon ink a product endorsement deal with a major communications company. Here’s a draft version of the announcement:
Coming soon to a big box store near you! Long a leading provider of VOIP phone service, Vonage is pleased to announce their entry into cellular service. Included with this new service is an exciting new phone.
TrayVonage 911
The Trayvonage 911 is versatile - you can use it to hustle fat chicks who can’t read cursive or to bash in the head of nosy white Hispanics. Call your dope dealer to locate Robitussin with codeine, then call your homie to fence stolen jewelry. This phone can do it all!
You can use the stop watch app to time yourself in the 100 yard dash (timer limited to four minutes). Includes actual human voice ringtones like: “Are you a rapist, semi-honkie?” and “Is that thing loaded?” The high impact case will even resist a fall onto wet grass when you need both fists to deliver an ass whoopin. Cutting edge noise reduction circuitry will mute cries for help and even 9mm rounds discharged from below (bullet damage not covered by warranty). Breakthrough security features include an encrypted password that only crooked special prosecutors can access after you’ve made your last call.
Order now and get the Martin Family Plan with preprogrammed speed dial numbers for Angela Corey, Al Sharpton, and Nancy Grace.
Get yours today. If you miss out, it’s yo’ own damn fault, nigga.
The bystanders who are actually out a whole lot of money are the Homeowners. The insurance company settled?
Hello?
How much was each homeowner assessed for the new astronomical insurance premium? Are they actually able to get insurance?
Has anyone bothered to ask them if that dysfunctional family breeding an anti-social thug deserves $1 million?
Have there been (understandably) wholesale flight of existing homeowners to places unknown? Anywhere except there?
Merchandise deals?
A new line of Trayvon hoodies?
Yeah, right.
I'm gonna rush right out and buy one. Skittles? Ha ha ha!
The world has gone insane and the dysfunctional culture just keeps raking the money in. And most people seem to be OK with that.
Even Bill O'Reilly couldn't figure out that young blacks criminals don't "sometimes" wear hoodies. Even he can't tell it like it is.
Young black criminals more often than not (19 out of 20) wear hoodies during robberies, holdups, muggings, carjackings and drive-bys.
Making generalizations is a survival human instinct developed after millennia of civilizations.
Posted here on FR right after Trayvon’s death. Mama T lit out and secured the rights to his name for future sales benefit. Fine family. Just about as sweet as Mary and Joseph.
It don’t matter how money they got, inside of three years, they will be broke again. It will go into their arms, noses , and up in smoke. One thing for sure, their and the media’s angel was worth a hellofalot more to them dead than he was alive.