While it’s true that there aren’t enough taxpayers in the world to solve the cesspool that is Detroit (and Chicago, LA, Philly, NYC etc.), as a member of the taxpaying chumps of the country, there are also too many tax evaders in the country, be they corporations big or small, your friendly neighborhood secretary, or black conservative underground restaurant owning tax evaders.
And while Detroit is a cesspool (and I hope when it finally gets to the sucking sound around the drain, it takes a bunch of unions, union-types, criminal elements, and commies with it), it will be deemed too big to fail and the temporary fix will AGAIN come out of our pockets.
Bulldoze it!