After years of introspection and gender identity counseling, I have come to the conclusion that I was actually born as a complex person who was intended to be three men and three women. My doctor is scheduling my surgery next week to arrange for me to have three sets of both sexes reproductive organs attached to various parts of my body, and my psychiatrist is helping me to manage living with these six distinct personalities.
Gotta love the medical and psychiatric professions - they are helping me so much along my way to becoming the person I was meant to be!
I take it the five of you will be voting in the next Democrat primary.
My doctor is scheduling my surgery next week to arrange for me to have three sets of both sexes reproductive organs attached to various parts of my body, and my psychiatrist is helping me to manage living with these six distinct personalities.
You should also have your doctor install wings. And moose antlers.