[EEGator]

No problem man. Have yourself a Caucasian. Your condition will improve.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooSFIvLn-Y

[txhurl]

There may exist a drink by the name Caucasian, but I have just thunk up my own with your guidance and Dudeal inspiration.

2oz ~$20/bottle Vodka
1oz Kahlua
gotta cut our Hombres in Just a tiny splat of Grenadine for that pink look we have
1oz 90o Bourbon so it's a real drink
Pure whipping Cream - Whipping being our cultural heritage
Ice