[Jimmy Valentine]

"Bandstand vs Motown...I’d call it a push"

Ah, BUT! The kids of Bristol are still sharp as crystal when they do the Bristol Stomp!

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

I hate it when you young-uns get the lyrics wrong. Just like "Nuke" LaLoosh in Bull Durham singing "She may be wooly"

Bristol Stomp refrain goes:
"The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol Stomp
Really somethin' when the joint is jumpin'
When they do the Bristol Stomp"

Just Remember what The Orlons claimed:
South Street is the hippest street in town