[Iron Munro]

"JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON"
PROPOSED ANTI-PROFILING, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS

1. It is prohibited for Caucasions to lock the doors on their cars or homes if a black person is present or in the vicinity

2. Caucasions are prohibited from having a gun or other weapon in their posession if a black person is present or in the vicinity

3. It is illegal for a Caucasion pedestrian to cross the street, reverse course or take any other action to avoid black individuals, groups, or gangs

4. A black person has the right to tell a Caucasion to cross the street or walk in the road if they feel the Caucasion is infringing on their space.
   When such a request is made the Caucasion is legally required to comply.

5. It is illegal for a Caucasion to show or express fear or discomfort when confronted by a black individual or gang

6. It is illegal for a Caucasion to take any action to defend themselves in the event of a physical altercation with a black individual or gang.

7. If a black person expresses a wish for a Caucasion to participate in the President's wealth redistribution by giving them money, credit cards, cell phones or other valuables the Caucasion must comply or face charges of overt racism.

[Ladysforest]

Hahaha! Can I swipe that?