[Kenny Bunk]

By now it must be painfully obvious that the only sensible Swedes, Norwegians, and Finns live in Minnesota and Maine, the genetically intelligent among them having decided to become Americans in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Muslims are NFG. If the Scandinavians are so damned desperate for low-priced help, let's ship them some of our illegal aliens. Their countries will still be wrecked, but at least they might get some interesting cantinas out of the deal.

Talk to the city council of Lewiston/Auburn, I am sure that if the Scandinavians must have Muslims, we can throw in a few Somalis.

[karnage]

There are quite a few Muslims, including Somalis, in Minnesota.