Everyone has AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
Everyone has AIDS
And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal, my only bright star
(He died of AIDS)
Well I’m gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There’s a hero inside of all of us
I’ll make them see everyone has AIDS
My father
(AIDS)
My sister
(AIDS)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades
Everyone has AIDS
My grandma and my dog ‘ol blue
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
C’mon everybody we got quilting to do
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
We gotta break down these barricades, everyone has
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
My father
(AIDS)
My sister
(AIDS)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend
(AIDS, AIDS, AIDS)
The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades
Everyone has AIDS
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LOL...that reminds me of an old joke:
Guy sitting talking to his doctor says “doc, I think I’m a homo”
Doctor “why would you think that”?
Guy, “well, my daddy, he’s a homo, my grandfather uncle and brother are homos....even my cousin is a homo”
Doctor “wow, doesn’t anyone in your family like women (cleaned up version)
Guy “yeah, my sister”!