[2ndDivisionVet]

Since I don't think he was rich and famous back then, I doubt there's a pre-nup.

[Mastador1]

The couple have no children, according to the filing.... THANK GOD! Could imagine what the offspring of those two would look like? That’s just fair to do that to a child!

[dynachrome]

Looks like he married Helen Thomas’ daughter.

[Venturer]

She spent 21 years with that tub of dog poop?

She must be a total idiot.

[novascotianative]

They obviously deserved each other.

[Nemoque]

I hope she takes him to the cleaners and sends his butt to Venezuela.

[OrangeHoof]

The couple have no children, according to the filing....

Thanks for small blessings.

She probably nagged fatso for 20 years and then realized she wasn't going to change him.

Or she may have decided to get out while he still had assets to seize.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Guess the missionary position was too much for her.

[Billthedrill]

I'm waiting for his next brave social expose on, oh, I dunno, maybe the divorce industry? Hope it makes a few million and she gets every penny.

Not that I have any particular animus for that ugly, posing, sanctimonious vat of oleaginous goo, not at all. He could have a wonderfully positive effect on society: properly rendered he might keep oil lamps flickering from Flint to Nova Scotia. It would be his brightest moment.

[Kickass Conservative]

That poor Woman has seen things that would make me gouge out my eyes.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Since she saw the way he looked at Princess Leah, it hasn’t been the same...

[mm427]

They both got tired of being married to fat ugly people.....

[LibertarianLiz]

The couple have no children

There is a God.

[RavenATB]

They finally managed to break the interlocking rolls of fat away from each other...

[onyx]

Heretofore, I had no idea he had a wife.

[tumblindice]

I thought cetaceans mated for life.

[Revolting cat!]

Is it too much to expect a highly entertaining movie about the Zimmerman affair from the award winning artiste?

[headstamp 2]

“The couple have no children”

Thank heavens for small favors

[Noob1999]

Geez, they’re both “three baggers”!

No wonder their bag bed talk came out all garbled - after two decades!

[hinckley buzzard]

Two ugly people with no children. At least a sliver of the world makes sense for a short while.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I hope they had the good sense to not have any kids.