Jeffy, buddy, c'mere. (Puts arm around shoulder) - let ol' Uncle Bill clue ya, m'man. Sometimes advice from even the best experts in the field - and what gun owner does not revere Joe Biden alongside John Moses Browning and Samuel Colt? - will lead you astray. Here's the bottom line, Jeffy - Joe is so dense his buddies used to use him as a boat anchor, which wasn't a problem because Joe doesn't know to inhale unless he's reminded. There'd be little bubbles coming up in the lake and they'd be Joe's voice, "Hey, what happened? Where is everybody? Why is it muddy here?" Fish used to thank their watery gods that they weren't Joe and barnacles would beat him at Scrabble. They only reel him in because they're worried he'll pollute the water.
This is the deal, Jeffy - he thinks he's the Vice President. No, really, and we're all just sort of nodding and playing along. All 300 million of us. Didn't you get the memo?