Actually today’s colleges LOVE the remedial grade school set. It’s a CASH COW to have “professional students” on endless grants failing and repeatedly taking non-accredited courses for $$$$$! Been going on since the eighties.
They also love the up and coming “honey boo boo” set (think 3-30 age group; ADHD; on anti-depressants and permanently living with mommykins) that have (typically) a dad and mom living in separate homes, both vying and buying their children’s love. The house that has the fewest expectations and least amount of rules WINS!!!