Good catch. I agree
It would probably be a good idea if you include your date of birth, too. And your Social Security number as well. After all, if you just yell your name, how would people know for certain that you are who you say you are? It might be a case if identity theft!Maybe, what with the GPSes in our cell phone and all, we need to go all the way and have a miniaturized “black box” surgically implanted into our skulls. That way if we are found bludgeoned by the roadside, our special prosecutors will be able to tell us that we haven’t been subjected to sufficient abuse to cause permanent brain damage, and therefore require permanent incarceration rather than institutionalization in a nursing home!
Your sarcasm is outstanding!