LMAO, I wouldn’t show up unannounced at your ranch without a certified, return signature letter!
Then again, if it all goes pear shaped, I’ll be wearing my range cap. You know, the ... wait, you have no idea what I’m ... never mind.
Okay, okay, you’ll remember my truck, right?
Yee.
I’ll send you a pic of the truck.
... and a hat.
Certified. You still have a mailman, right?
I check my mail once a week or every ten days. You could call ahead. Maybe somebody will answer the phone. I still haven’t got one of them cell phones. No call is that important!
No, I can’t say that I do remember your truck. What color is it?