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To: EEGator
Terrible story. I’ve been afraid of the ocean since I saw Jaws as a child.

Me, too! It ruined my fun at the beach forever.

Entering the ocean on a volunteer basis is akin to being an athiest and accompanying Daniel into the Lion's Den.
Or bedding down for the night in a hungry bear's den.
Or walking into a rattlesnakes' nest barefooted.
Or playing badminton with a hornet's nest.
Or trying to extinguish a Killer Bee hive with a BB gun.

Yeah, pretty much ruined it!

18 posted on 07/16/2013 1:40:53 PM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)
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To: Nita Nupress

I stick to about knee deep. Being Irish, the beach isn’t the ideal place for me anyway.


21 posted on 07/16/2013 1:43:01 PM PDT by EEGator
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27 posted on 07/16/2013 1:54:21 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Nita Nupress
I've not been in the ocean above my knees since seeing Jaws.

I also remember a Bob Hope joke from that summer.

"I got into my tub and my rubber ducky started circling me."

41 posted on 07/16/2013 2:17:06 PM PDT by eddie willers
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