New signs target 'code brown' incidents at the pool (Poop ping)

Press Democrat ^ | 15 Jul 2013

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New signs target 'code brown' incidents at the pool

When the lifeguard at the Finley Aquatic Center ordered everyone out of the pool Monday afternoon, Hanna Turbeville, along with many other parents, naturally assumed it was a “code brown” incident — the term used by parents and lifeguards alike for poop in the pool. (excerpt)

[rey]

Poop ping?

It's a Baby Ruth! Really.

Personally, I think "Code Brown" is abit racist.

[A_Former_Democrat]

I’m alright

Nobody’s worryin bout me

[Kickass Conservative]

I had that thought as soon as I clicked on the thread. LOL

Now I’ll have that song in my head for hours.

[Wiggins]

It's no big deal.

[Berlin_Freeper]

You have to be seriously detached from reality to go swimming in a public pool.

[A_Former_Democrat]

GMTA

[Salamander]

The local “community pool” lets people take their dogs swimming on the last day of the season.

There’s no way in blue hell.

[Secret Agent Man]

no code black is racist

code brown is poop

was a lifeguard several summers

[Secret Agent Man]

80% urine, 10% water, 5% blood, 2% skin, 1% bandaids, 1% candida, 1% hair.

typical public swimming pool contents

[tumblindice]

I stopped going to our public pool when I noticed the roped-off section,
for those who simply must relieve themselves in the pool.
And a lot of Obama kids kept coming up to me asking for money.
Skarew that.

[LibWhacker]

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

80% urine, 10% water, 5% blood, 2% skin, 1% bandaids, 1% candida, 1% hair. typical public swimming pool contents

And don't forget dead people. A dead body wasn't noticed in the deep end of a Massachusetts state-run swimming pool for days.

[peeps36]

The town I live in had to raise the price of admission for non residents at our local swimming hole to $9 per person. The lake was being destroyed by people who would come there from the neighboring city. You could see the beach change as soon as they raised the price. No more dirty diapers floating in the water and no more garbage strewn all over the place. The non residents were not happy about the price increase but maybe they should have shown a little respect and decency instead of acting like pigs.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Firefighting helicopter refills bucket in a swimming pool

[Hardraade]

Just when you thought it was safe to go swimming:

http://nationalbrownberets.com/

[Hardraade]

Well, at least he wasn’t in the drinking water...

[boop]

I lived in Cincinnati 20 years ago. Public pools had to be routinely emptied and cleaned because "yutes" thought it was funny to poop in the pools.

Eventually the pools had to be closed. And nobody could use them.

BRAVO to the "yutes".

Sad, really. Seeing a perfectly good pool empty on a hot summer day.

And the "yutes" threw empty glass bottles into the barren pools.

Great job. Now nobody can use them.

[goron]

In the movie Caddyshack; What brand of candy bar is
mistaken for poop in the swimming pool on caddy day?

A: Milky Way
B: Baby Ruth
C: PayDay
D: Snickers

[BlueDragon]

Too easy. I liked the “Cinderalla story” better. “Ooh! He got all of that one”.