...he too would be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Posted on 07/13/2013 6:22:00 AM PDT by expat1000
A man, who was low on money, decided to apply for a job.
Instead of waiting to be hired, work and get paid, the man robbed the place.
Florida Police said that Anthony Thomas, 33, filled out a job application at a gas station in Ocala, Florida, immediately before robbing the place. He made off with $130.
Apparently, he included his real name, contact information and other personal information, in the application, which made it easy for police to track him down by using the information he provided before the robbery.
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Before I read the article, let me guess. (I’ll be back in a minute.).....
I’m back and “wonders never cease”, he IS black. Amazing.
“And in tonight’s episode of America’s Dumbest Criminals...”
The guy was likely not one of Trayvon’s posse as he could actually fill out a job application and read English.
The United States is a miracle. The U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are miraculous documents. Unfortunately millions of people lack the intelligence to understand this.
We can outthink them, but there are more of them than there are of us.
Great way to steal someone’s identity for the long-term.
“Mr. Thomas did not rob anyone.
It was a simple larceny. He grabbed money from the till when the cashier wasn’t looking.”
I guess his atorneys will be arguing that he was just taking a payroll advance.
The One-Liners just write themselves!
You have to admire a man that has contingency plans....
...he too would be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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