Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a CHILD like that. That slender CHILD has every right to swim across your pool to and from its HOME. It’s not illegal to go out for a SNACK! If conditions lead it to attack you, well then, you created those conditions. Show me the fang marks that justify you defending yourself from this CHILD. They’re AREN’T any!
...I didn’t just hear you mutter “F’n Snake” under your breath... did I?
Haha. I think I might have said, “Oh sh**,” until I got a better look at him and decided he was friend. But he didn’t hit me in the face, so I didn’t have to shoot him, and the pool, to pieces. That would have made a real mess.