Posted on 07/12/2013 3:04:40 PM PDT by GSWarrior
Bay Area news station KTVU just reported that the pilots of Asiana's disastrous flight 214 were the crack team of "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk," and "Bang Ding Ow."
Despite the names obviously being just a bunch of racist jokes, KTVU, which has since apologized for the report, claims in a statement given to Gawker—and read on the air—that an NTSB official confirmed the names to them earlier today.
EARLIER IN THE NEWSCAST WE GAVE SOME NAMES OF PILOTS INVOLVED IN THE ASIANA AIRLINES CRASH. THESE NAMES WERE NOT ACCURATE DESPITE AN N-T-S-B OFFICIAL IN WASHINGTON CONFIRMING THEM LATE THIS MORNING. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS ERROR.
Update: NTSB Public Affairs Officer Peter Knudson just media that the NTSB's policy is to never give out pilot names in these situations, which contradicts KTVU's claims. "I don’t know who [KTVU] got that from, but we do not release names," he said.
All who want to see Mike Hunt, pick up the white courtesy phone.
That was retarted, sir.
Too damn funny, best of the year so far...........
Don’t forget Hugh G. Rekshin!
This was reported by Won Hung Lo, confirmed by producers Willie Makit, and Betty Dont.
They will soon be paying their lawyer to defend them, Mr. M.T. Wallet.
Well, if the first tart is gone, it's good to have another standing by...
I thought the chief flight attendant was Sum Dum Ho.
“I thought the chief flight attendant was Sum Dum Ho.”
No, that’s the lady was was reading the news.
In the same vein.....Hugh Jorgen.
Those Asians and their anime icons! The third icon is not appear to be the right way to handle a child.
I hope this is real, I just emailed it out, I hope this isn’t my first gotcha on myself.
Never mind, on another thread I saw that the station has already acknowledged it, so this looks authentic, thank God, since I really dislike unverified emails that turn out fake.
This newscast will live in Infamy.
Fired intern: It was worth it!
Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?
Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff off!
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I.P. Freely!
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey, guys. I’m looking for a Jacques Strap.
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I wanna see more butts!
Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey, come on, one of you guys has got to be homosexual!
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?!
Hugh Jass! Can somebody check the men’s room for a Hugh Jass?!
Uh, Bea O’Problem? Bea O’Problem! Come on guys, do I have a Bea O’Problem here?!
Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I’m lookin’ for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can’t I find a man to hug and kiss?!
Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. I wanna tinkle!
OK, when I call your name, uh, you say “present” or “here”. Er, no, say “present”. Ahem, Anita Bath? Alright, settle down. Anita Bath here?
Alright, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!
Telegram for Heywood U. Kuddulmee! Heywood U. Kuddulmee? Big guy in the back, “Hey, would you cuddle me”?
Hang on, I’ll check. Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbutt?
I’ve got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hands a “droopy wiener”!
Yuri Nater? Yuri Nater? My mouth is begging for a Yuri Nater!
You forgot the porno star, “Long Dong Hong”
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