[Past Your Eyes]

Demonstrates the sad state of evangelism in the country today, doesn’t it?
Old Pat lost me when he said he considered himself married the first time he and his girlfriend had sex.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Old Pat lost me when he said he considered himself married the first time he and his girlfriend had sex.

He lost my mom when she saw video footage of his solid gold bathroom fixtures after she had been scrimping to send him a monthly check.